So this morning sucked. I’m sure you’ve had these mornings yourself – mornings when nothing seemed to go right, you ended up bit late or hurting yourself or crashing the car or all of the above. To be perfectly honest, this morning wasn’t […]
I had a dream last night. I had a dream and for the first time in YEARS (I would estimate), I can remember it! It was only relatively short, but somehow I was having a rather delightful lunch with Madonna at an […]
So I was lucky enough to have my amazing colleagues in China take me out to see The Force Awakens today. Today was opening day for the latest Star Wars installment in China, but as many of you already know, this was […]
Day 36: My Master, As you may have felt from the minor disturbances in the force, there have been some personnel issues during the test firing of the new Death Stars medium-range defensive cannons. An accident during a live fire exercise has […]
Yes…my name is something starting with “I” and it has been 21 days since my last blog post. I am a bad monkey. It’s not so much that I haven’t had anything to post about, in fact, Co-Consul, 7yo, 6yo, 3yo & […]
Everybody, I suspect, who reads my blog (yes, all two of you) will have at some point come into contact with red velvet cake. Anyone who knows anyone who has read a cookbook or weekend newspaper* recently will have heard about it, […]
So my Twitter diet lasted 7 days (almost exactly). In the end I think I returned to Twitter because I had learned a couple of things: 1) Twitter allows you to connect with and be contacted by like-minded (and oppositionally-minded) people. This […]
No, this post has nothing to do with food, veganism, paleo, juicing, organic produce or any other gastronomic fuckwittery. Oh no, like all of these celebrities I seemed to find on Google when typing in “quitting twitter”, we’re talking zeroth-world problems here – […]
That close mask of the scent of sweat, The cigarette you just sighed before I saw you, Your shirt rides up, Reveals your glistening stomach as you slide closer to me… …and crush me into window. You fat jerk. I hate the […]
OK, so our abject failure Prime Minister doesn’t believe in climate change. Fine. No brains in a statue. But how’s this for an observation: this summer has been the summer of tropical weather in Sydney (a city many hundreds of over 1000km/700mi from the […]