The Anatomy of a Bad Morning…
So this morning sucked. I’m sure you’ve had these mornings yourself – mornings when nothing seemed to go right, you ended up bit late or hurting yourself or crashing the car […]
Z) None of the above
So this morning sucked. I’m sure you’ve had these mornings yourself – mornings when nothing seemed to go right, you ended up bit late or hurting yourself or crashing the car […]
I had a dream last night. I had a dream and for the first time in YEARS (I would estimate), I can remember it! It was only relatively short, but […]
So I was lucky enough to have my amazing colleagues in China take me out to see The Force Awakens today. Today was opening day for the latest Star Wars […]
Day 36: My Master, As you may have felt from the minor disturbances in the force, there have been some personnel issues during the test firing of the new Death […]
Yes…my name is something starting with “I” and it has been 21 days since my last blog post. I am a bad monkey. It’s not so much that I haven’t […]
Everybody, I suspect, who reads my blog (yes, all two of you) will have at some point come into contact with red velvet cake. Anyone who knows anyone who has […]
So my Twitter diet lasted 7 days (almost exactly). In the end I think I returned to Twitter because I had learned a couple of things: 1) Twitter allows you […]
No, this post has nothing to do with food, veganism, paleo, juicing, organic produce or any other gastronomic fuckwittery. Oh no, like all of these celebrities I seemed to find on […]
That close mask of the scent of sweat, The cigarette you just sighed before I saw you, Your shirt rides up, Reveals your glistening stomach as you slide closer to […]
OK, so our abject failure Prime Minister doesn’t believe in climate change. Fine. No brains in a statue. But how’s this for an observation: this summer has been the summer of […]